1) And it shall come to pass on a certain day in the 10th month in the year of our lord, that Pablo Ecowas shall be weighed on international scales and found to be of no good. For books shall be opened, two thousand five hundred (2,500) pages of deeds committed by one man against God, man and beast. 2) On that day, corn fields shall wither and the colony of bats shall crumble. An Omojuwa and an Ajuri shall run helter skelter in their defences, and their strength will be no more. Their stomach shall churn and the taste in their tongue shall be the taste of vinegar, for the works of their king will be discovered and the secrets of his anus shall in the eyes of 200 men be laid bare. 3) Early that day, 6 strong men namely: the

shall read to us the criminalcapades of the impostor in Aso Rock and tales shall be told of the heroine in his guts; the money he laundered; the identity he stole and the rumours of his prison life shall be exposed. 4 ) Alas! Oh son of man, tell them, tell them the things they hate to hear. Do not be ashamed to speak of the crimes of Amoda, for it is they who shall cower and cover their heads in shame, since it is they who have chosen a criminal to lead them, and to doom, he shall lead them. 5) Oh ye children of the corn, confusion in your camp beckons. Prepare thyself, for on these streets, there shall be no hiding place for every foul, filthy and unclean creature.

You and your king shall be disgraced in the market places, in Trafalgar and Eagle square, in Timbuktu, in Dodoma, in Durban and in the Cayman Islands. 6) From dawn to dusk, your tears will flow and there shall be no mercy. Your evil deeds shall pursue thee and conquer thee and there will be no succour. On that day, ye shall learn.

 

Bread shall become stones in thy mouth and thy teeth shall get set on edge. 7) Your children shall ask you, “why did you make a criminal our king” and you will say “Alas! my children, for I have been a fool, and I am a good for nothing Batstard. 8) In shame your children will run from you and mental homes shall love thee, for pain shall be your comfort and disgrace shall make love to thee.

 

Since ye have said, “I am good for nothing”, nothing good shall come to thee. 9) Prepare oh warriors of posterity and all men of goodwill who say, “a criminal cannot be our king!”. For the time is here, when your adversary shall be delivered unto thee, served on a platter by

and ye must demolish the name of the drug trafficker who vitiates the memory of your fathers. 10) Oh Tinubu the Amoda, how has the mighty fallen! How has greed become the end of thee! When men look upon the shame you have caused Oduduwa and his descendants, they shall shake their heads and grief and mutter: “Too bad, Too bad, Too bad, Too bad”.